FREE: ✨2 Sealed Pregnancy Tests – Expires 10/2026✨

The listing, ✨2 Sealed Pregnancy Tests – Expires 10/2026✨ has ended.

You're getting 2 unopened pregnancy tests, still sealed and good through October 31, 2026. Great to have on hand whether you're actively trying, actively avoiding, or just like to keep chaos in your bathroom drawer.

These are basic midstream tests — pee and pray.
Fast results, easy to read, and sealed tighter than your lips during awkward family dinners.

✅ Sealed & unopened
✅ Expiration: 10/31/2026
✅ Easy to use – instructions included on the package

✨ Bonus mystery freebie if you use GIN ✨


~* Terms & Chaos *~

- No Take-Backs
All sales final. If it leaves my hands, it’s yours — weirdness and all.

- Ships FREE via stamped envelope.
U.S. + Territories (PR, Guam, USVI, etc) No international
I ship with stamps and recycled packaging. No tracking. :/ Sorry. Free is free. ONLY LISTIA VERIFIED ADDRESSES!

- Shipping Time:
Ships in 3–5 biz days. I’m not Prime, I’m one gremlin with a desk.

- Bundling Bids? Tell Me Early.
If you’re bidding on multiple auctions, let me know before you're done so I can ship everything together. Saves time, and postage.

- Household Notes:
Smoke-free, three cats. Bonus fur or whisker may be included.

- Be Cool:
Rude dudes get blocked. This is joy mail, not customer service hell.

- Lost Mail = Void Problems
Once it’s out, it’s out. But I’ll try to help if things vanish.

- No Regrets:
You bid, you win, you get the thing. Read the listing — weird is part of the deal.


✨ More oddities await in my Listia store. Go poke around in the ether. ✨

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