FREE: Mesh Thong w/ Bow Size M

The listing, Mesh Thong w/ Bow Size M has ended.

The entire thong-with-attached-skirt combo of sexiness is made of black polka-dotted mesh, and white lace. It is 92% nylon, 8% spandex, and a TRUE American medium. By "true american medium", i mean that it could fit up to a large, even extra large (which is my size) if you don't mind looking like an overstuffed sausage.

Long story short, I'm too big for this, always was, and it has not been worn. I shoved it to the back of my undies drawer out of annoyance when i resigned myself to the fact that my medication would not allow me to slim down enough, ever.

I've washed this to remove the smell of my room using "Ultra Purex" detergent, which contains a "color safe bleach alternative" whatever that is. If you're allergic to it, don't bid. This garment will be sealed in plastic to prevent further permeation of strange odors. (Unless you like the smell of garlic, which my father uses in everything except desserts...

Shipping is free because I'm awesome. Appreciate it, because nobody's gonna stalk me for local pick-up, and that's final. I'm not rude, I'm blunt because that's the best way to cut through the excessive BS of "polite". I feel that the definition of polite should not include letting people walk all over you with a smile.