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I have for you a slightly used paper clip. if bids get high enough a slightly used rubberband as well. This paper clip, has multipurposes. Good for holding papers together, picking door locks, cleaning fingernails, good for cleaning a tobacco pipe out , emergency fish hook, self defense as weapon. And the rubberband is good for holding hippie hair back, holding money if you have any , keep door from creaking , good for keeping a potato chip bag closed & if you stretch it far enough back & point it at someone can be a real hurtful weapon. Shipping on this is free. Thought this would be a funny auction to list. I see auctions for single socks & stuff on here all the time. And if anyone actually takes time to read this & bid on it I will send you a used dvd. In good condition but used. More than likely it will be a horror movie. Thanks.

Questions & Comments

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Jun 1st, 2012 at 11:39:49 AM PDT by

Love people with a sense of humor. And to think most people who put on stupid things here are SERIOUS! I enjoy at least one smile a day. Thanks for giving me mine.

Jun 1st, 2012 at 8:51:22 AM PDT by

Thanks . Glad I made you smile.

Jun 1st, 2012 at 10:09:50 AM PDT by

This is so cool had to get in on it. Thank you. :-)

Jun 2nd, 2012 at 9:22:52 AM PDT by

This is a great auction! What DVDs are there?

Jun 2nd, 2012 at 9:20:42 AM PDT by

well its comman down 2 the wire minutes 2 go i guess i wont see a million credits but that bicycle hit over 3 hunded thousend that was crazy credits but ya know i will take care of the winner of fazzios auction if yall wondering im a dude and yes as u can see im pretty im the 1 without a perm that went bad peace 2 all my friends

Jun 2nd, 2012 at 9:14:49 AM PDT by

LOL fanned, bid, & watching :D

Jun 2nd, 2012 at 9:09:27 AM PDT by

Sounds godd. Me and my girlfreind cant afford cable or satelite so we watch alot of movies.

Jun 2nd, 2012 at 6:57:26 AM PDT by

ill pickout a good dvd might b two anyway winner will b happy

Jun 2nd, 2012 at 5:47:33 AM PDT by

I had to laugh as well...........i mean a used paper clip for fun and a laugh? Good one. Does the winner get to pick the dvd? Will you provide the winner with a list or will it be a tottaly random horror movie? I like me some horror.

Jun 2nd, 2012 at 5:21:08 AM PDT by

Had to look just to see if what I was reading was right...love it, we all need to have more fun. Good Luck!

Jun 2nd, 2012 at 1:41:33 AM PDT by

Lol I just had to click it to see the description! This just made my day Kmsl fanned you!

Jun 1st, 2012 at 9:16:32 PM PDT by

blessings on you my friend, :-)

Jun 1st, 2012 at 4:17:54 PM PDT by

Ty.

Jun 1st, 2012 at 5:10:28 PM PDT by

LOL!! I will have to watch this one. If a used paper clip and rubber band sell then maybe I need to go buy new ones to list! ha, ha

Jun 1st, 2012 at 12:23:52 PM PDT by

Lol.

Jun 1st, 2012 at 12:36:53 PM PDT by

Interesting

May 30th, 2012 at 12:10:50 PM PDT by

Lol. Thought It'd be a good laugh for everyone.

May 30th, 2012 at 1:05:15 PM PDT by

haha too funny!! This is so something I would do! You are even getting bids!

Jun 1st, 2012 at 7:43:13 AM PDT by

Thanks. Glad I made ya laugh. Yes I have bids. And the high bidder will win a dvd that is used at the close of the auction. If the bids are high enough it will be a NIP DVD. Just depends on how high the bids get. I'm glad so many people are reading it & getting a laugh out of it.

Jun 1st, 2012 at 10:13:15 AM PDT by

f&w fmao

May 31st, 2012 at 9:27:36 PM PDT by

Thanks. Glad you got a laugh.

Jun 1st, 2012 at 4:30:57 AM PDT by

I like this. Its pretty cool to have someone do this. Kinda weird but cool also. keep it up. gotta good laugh outa this. hope to see more. bidded ,fanned, and watching

May 31st, 2012 at 5:45:22 PM PDT by

Kool. Thanks. Everybody needs a good laugh.

May 31st, 2012 at 5:57:45 PM PDT by

I love that you have such a great description for this. Super funny

May 31st, 2012 at 4:54:37 PM PDT by

Thanks. Glad it gave ya a laugh.

May 31st, 2012 at 5:36:27 PM PDT by

fanned /bid/laughed so, i about wet my pants! oh, thats a good one! i'll take the movie! but ya can keep the rubber band and clip and do it again! we dont have cable,so i need all the movies i can get my chubby little fingers on! LOL! we live in the mtns.

May 31st, 2012 at 4:53:26 PM PDT by

Kool. Right now it looks like you are winning.

May 31st, 2012 at 5:37:19 PM PDT by

talkin about holden your glovebox shut well nextweek i might have some good used bucktape some people call duct tape i lke buck tape good stuff i guerantee

May 31st, 2012 at 4:50:49 PM PDT by

For God's Sakes!!!!

May 31st, 2012 at 5:58:13 PM PDT by

look at like this just a little break in the listia action whoever wins this will not b disapointed if it gets 2 high u no credit wise ill hand deliver im a cross country trk driver

May 31st, 2012 at 4:41:54 PM PDT by

LOL

Jun 1st, 2012 at 4:31:47 AM PDT by

Ohhh thats a good one ........ roflmbo

May 31st, 2012 at 2:14:51 PM PDT by

Thanks.

May 31st, 2012 at 2:18:14 PM PDT by

omg. i keep thinking i need some paperclips and rubberbands for work!

May 30th, 2012 at 9:44:49 PM PDT by

Lol.

May 31st, 2012 at 1:56:55 AM PDT by

Made me laugh..and I was having a bad night, thanks!

May 30th, 2012 at 8:35:49 PM PDT by

Anytime.

May 31st, 2012 at 1:57:07 AM PDT by

ahaha! yes :D Just what I've always needed

May 30th, 2012 at 4:15:29 PM PDT by

LOl.

May 30th, 2012 at 4:51:58 PM PDT by

Success

May 30th, 2012 at 1:05:57 PM PDT by

Glad I gave ya a laugh. ;)

May 30th, 2012 at 2:29:38 PM PDT by

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