FREE: $5 amazon.com Gift Card + "DJI Mystery Auction"

The listing, $5 amazon.com Gift Card + "DJI Mystery Auction" has ended.

Hello Everyone, Craig here...

I've seen these "Mystery Auction" over the past couple days and I call *****.

Here's what this auction is...

You're guaranteed $5 to Amazon. Period.

Ok, so here's the mystery part...

Whatever the penny value (see 2nd picture) falls on for the DJI (closing amount) will be the extra payout for the auction winner (as a whole number).

So, to clarify...
Say .DJI falls on 10,648.29 on the end of the auction day (closing amount). The winner gets $5 to amazon + $9 to amazon for a total of $14 to amazon.

Ok, now here's where this auction gets a bit different. I've been seeing lots of spam comments like nice, cool, rad, good, etc. on Listia. One word comments. I. *****. Hate. Them.

So I have a solution. If you want to comment, it MUST be a haiku.


Example:
i like this XBOX alot
I live in orange county too
can we arrange local pickup?

I, in turn, will respond with a haiku...

if this auction you win
we can meet at a Starbucks
but i prefer to ship

Haikus aren't hard. It's just 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables. Try it even if you don't understand it. It's just to try to cut down on spam comments.

Good luck and happy bidding! Remember the Haiku rule!

Good luck!

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