FREE: Sh*t My Dad Says by Justin Harper - hard cover

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Sh*t My Dad Says by Justin Harper

After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is "like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair," has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him:

"That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them."

"Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started screwing."

"The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two."

An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny's, during excruciating family road trips, and, most frequently, in the kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts,

Comes with dust cover. Dust cover has a little shelf wear. See scans above.
160 pages, No illustrations.

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