FREE: Inflatable WHOOPI CUSHION - new in pkg

The listing, Inflatable WHOOPI CUSHION - new in pkg has ended.

This is a great gag gift toy for all ages. Hide it under a chair. When someone unknowingly sits on it, out comes an embarrassing noise.

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