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Up for auction today is one Hillary Clinton Nutcracker. The box and figure is kind of dusty and is in need of some light cleaning. The back of the box has a few dings, but other than that it's in pretty nice shape.

Below is all the text on the box:

"Is America ready for this nutcracker?

Stainless steel thighs!

Cracks the toughest nuts!

It really works!
As president Bush likes to say "You don't have to be a rocket surgeon to use it."

Step 1: Place nut between legs.
Step 2: Squeeze

Heard on the street*:

"I can feel Bills pain" ...Barack Obama

"I guess the battle against the vast right-wing nut conspiracy is still on." ...Dick Cheney

"why does Hillary get to have all the fun?" ...Nancy Pelosi

"Hillary nutcracker--that's redundant." John Mcain

"I'd be getting nervous if I was one of those nut jobs?." ...Kim Jong II

"I can feel the squeeze from 50 feet away!" ...Rudy Giuliani

"No comment." ...Bill Clinton

*By America's most respected unidentified source."

The winning bidder will get the exact item pictured sent to them with tracking. I try to send my items out as soon as possible but sometimes I may need the full seven days to ship. I urge all potential bidders to visit the "Buy Credits" page and check the current value of Listia credits before placing a bid. Feel free to ask any questions and please don't forget to check out my other Pokemon auctions! Good luck and happy bidding!