The listing, Bag That One Eyed Monster with ONE BRAND CONDOM 4 Pack has ended.
Do you know what 4 ONE Brand Condoms in your pocket means? It means you're gonna get laid FOUR TIMES!!!!
Put a smile on that big boy...
ONE Invader- where no man has gone before (don't we all wish)!
ONE Perfect Fit - mmmmmmmmmm, tingly!
ONE Eyed Monster - you call him a monster, I call him my best friend on cold, lonely, winter nights. Sometimes I call him Bert.
ONE To Remember - why does this sound like something you would find on a bucket list?
Who cares, right?
These sassy knob guards don't expire until 2019 so you have plenty of time to select and track your prey. I'M JOKING!!! Everyone knows I'm joking, right? Right? (I'm talking to you Bubba.)
ENOUGH!
Bid! For the love of god, bid!!! Follow the rules! Have a verified address.
GIN available for those "rush" jobs.
Peace.