FREE: Happy PAIR of Swinger Monkeys for MONKEY BUSINESS

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This organ grinder is letting go of her monkey! They want to escape their monkey bars, so get ready world! This pair of loving cute monkeys are certainly in (heat) love with one another, so they can't be separated without a rant and a screech! I think you can hear their thoughts, merely by looking at them. These two swingers need a new pad to hang out together.

Think you are the coolest cat in the jungle, hang these from your rear-view mirror! Meow!

Great gift for collectors... zoo fanatics... or sickos who just like to monkey around. These two are famous for jumping on the bed, too! Don't leave them homeless, take 'em to your pad, today! These monkeys are X rated. Curious George or other curious cats welcome to bid! The higher it climbs, the more you see of its behind!

Must be 18 or older to play with them without criminal charges...

Must be mature enough to handle the monkey business they get into...

You can even spank these monkeys... just do it at your pad, not mine!

Bid your peanuts, don't wait, cause once these two leave my jungle, they are gone forever!

Beware: When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches. Kissey lips and red tails are perfect for putting some monkey business in your jungle!

Hang these signs out as a hint: Tonight is monkey business; OR monkeys put away, means we don't play!

Shipping is $1.75 for this dynamic duo! Batman and Robin, you've been replaced!