FREE: FINALLY... Something Older Than Me! A 250 Million Years Old Trilobite!

These were with the guy from the time machine , see the trogladites hid these trilobites cause they didn't have tools so rocks were their tools they used them to cut with sleep on and even eat with. tis true but the trilobites were not rocks they were in the sea and were a life form just like when you find a piece like amber you can see often insects in them. tis true. ,,, debby knows because shes lying about her age she trained the dinasaurs and was the leader of the trogladites. she found dr zabons fruit youth serum back then and has hoarded it all these centuries. she told ponce' de' leon she had the fountain of youth he sailed away and kept searching only to meet cindy crawford and then he cried cause he knew she hadn't lied.. the end tune in for a new chapter next week

Well someone listened and bid and i know why it is because the spell of magic is in the air. cave woman debby could not control the spell only you who looked at the trilabite. now if you look real hard youll see that as the trilabite was being created to a fossil it fought it changed it tried to fool all the tribes. se if you look hard the top looks like elephant ears and a head but the tribe knew it was changing and they were almost all dead too except for the top dog debby. she gave some of them the magic stuff to stay young so she could still have fun , ) . then came megellan and columbus and all the other dudes, the one said to debby the world is flat and she said oh yeah right, about as flat as i am. he sailed away until he died never knowing it was round. . now then came the new world with lincoln and they tried to make debby pay taxes in her caves but she just hid in different ones hooarding her stashes of gems and trilobites. then she came out of the caves one day and saw the grass no not canabis. real grass and she said what the h is this stuff growing around my caves but she sat on it and liked it and said well maybe there is more water again not the cave water she found some and bathed for the first time in history, they could smell it in vegas. thats how elvis found those caves. she put a trilabite in the fresh water but it didn't change back so she decided to go to school and learn how to maybe chemically change it back and thats what happened in chesepeak bay the ones she put in the sea came back and they were mean and ate people tis true. made a movie about it. but they didn't know what caused it all they thought pig crap or chicken crap but nope it was a dhc special. so now you see you have to own this history just like in gremlins though don't put them in the water and never ever put them in the sea except in your own private sea but remember if you do your bait. happy fishing i mean bidding.

That i do not care to know but now tonight is the final story ladies and gents and as for debby elvis said don't try to find the cave cause you'll be nothin but a hounddog like your little toto. he said he will put you in jail and you can do the jail house rock. with toto.

HUH??? Watching! Hi Deb. What a bunch of sillies you all are. lol And someone is a pretty good writer too.

great auction......and Rosemary is too funny Lmbo!!!! I will be watching

That has to rank as the BEST advertising in listian history!!! Lol, Excellent & Ingenious!

Cave woman size does matter

Hi toots love you chemo brain signing out.

Well toots elvis was smoking not canabis oh no he has some of the prehistoric belladonna , which makes him psychic. he know where you are so you can't find him. you can run to vegas and check all the impersonators out but you will not pick him out. thus his talent is real he has to lip sinc his own stuff. he told me they said he was cheating and he said no i'm just that good. he got a standing ovation went back to his cave and smoked some peyote too he has lived off the land like the trogs and your tribes did. he said your trilabite is too cheap as they are becoming harder to find. thats why he stole one of yours. he said his liver is shot too from too much booze and drugs but thats ok momma thats all right with me thats okay momma how its supposed to be oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah momma thats how its gonna be. its his song he said he changes lyrics cause the smoking chokes him all up. i told him i can relate tis true and tonight ladies and gents its going to be a really big shoew as ed sullivan use to say!!!!!!!!!!!

24,000 come on people my stories are worth that. ill write one more if you want one leave a yes if you do and bid

New story well elvis is hiding in one of debbys caves she knows them all from her prehistoric days. yes as for betty white she has eaten the fruit and is thriving but george burns stopped eating it and as the story goes he ages and aged and aged ,but elvis has tree's grown in those caves he won't share because he works in vegas as a elvis impersonator and thinks its a hoot. hes got trilobites he steals from debbys caves she'll catch him and toto her little dog will bite him where the sun don't shine. now the story also means you must bid because when you look at a trilobite it puts a spell on you and wants you to own it. its like a hunk of burning love and its what made his temp rise. now the trogladites all feared fevers so they cherished them but never once did they catch one it was forbidden and when the dino's drank water and ate one they dropped dead from that fire. debby just kept the tribes in sync and now they even got a band named because of it n-sync. pretty cool so next story i hope to see bids because the longer you wait the less chance you will have at owning history and my stories. see you next week and why don't i bid. well its simple i know the tribe. and ebay may just want in on the auction but do dice. the dice stop here, thank you thank you thank you very much i'm all shook up elvis is sending me smoke signal.
the end.

what size is the specimen?

Your welcome and ty nancy. i was published with poems but always wanted to write a book not now though cause im close to dead and stephen king said "deads better" so all the profits would go to obama so they can vacation in transylvania heck they have been every where else. so not having it.

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 HOURS LEFT???????????????????