FREE: MacGyver Inspired Tools To Escape Any Situation

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Need to escape a sticky situation? Well, think quick like MacGyver!

With these MacGyver inspired tools, you can do the following to escape your evil enemies

1. You can use the bobby pins to pick the lock off of the cuffs your stuck in, or the door to the vault your bring held in
2. Use the lightweight string and paperclips as a zip line to zip your way away from the evildoers. (Additional clip will be sent) or repel off the side of a steep cliff.
3. Use the rubber bands to stun your foes, or as a hair tieback for your long haired female partner ( who you're rescuing) ..,women love purple.
4. Use the pens as a multipurpose tool. The cap can hold gasoline, or scratch out a hole in glass, dig out of a ditch, etc
The pen itself can. Be used for, among other things, writing sarcastic notes to the group of bad guys you're after or, of course, getting the phone number of that female partner you've been in a bind with for the past hour.... And one pen is in purple.,,

*post is satirical. The suggestions above are for comical purposes and should not be attempted because you are not MacGyver ..., and you'll probably hurt yourself*
**Colors may vary