Ooooh....but there IS a way! It's a bit tricky...but can be done. All you have to do is...press the ENTER key with your pinky finger of your left hand, then press the F10 key with the middle finger of your right hand, then press CTRL - ALT - DELETE at the same time with your left thumb (that move is a little difficult)....then, left your right leg and tap your knee twice with your nose. Then, all you have to do is insert your left forefinger in your right ear, squat down, and insert your right thumb in the hole located in your posterior, hop like a bunny 4 times, stand up, do the macarena, sing "God Bless America", spit on your right thumb and stick it up your nose and wiggle it around. Are you with me so far? Good! All that's left is to press the bid button 4,563 times......and....you're there! All of my stuff will come up on your screen with you as the highest bidder. Done deal! You may have to take out a second mortgage on your house....but that's ok with me.