FREE: Key Chain* Rules for Men :) Ladies check it out!

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Men please read rules before proceeding:
1. please don't talk to my breasts, you
wont be meeting them.
2. if you want to control someone, sleep with your remote
3. i always choose chocolate over men-always
4. 51% love goddess 49% *****
5. my sexual preference is no
6. my body is a temple, now get on your knees and pray
7. it's not the size that counts, it's.. no wait, size does count
8. remember, you ***** piece of dirt,
girls are made of sugar, spice and everything nice
9. men are like hardwood floors, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever
10. save your breath for your inflatable date